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Mike

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We have access to so much information these days. Dale Carnegie classes, human resource seminars, interactive training videos and motivational speakers – but is any of this stuff working? Don’t most people feel like the buying and customer service experience is getting worse. Instead of offering more insightful, intellectual knowledge on running a successful business, here are my 11 tips for running a business into the ground:

1.    Allow employees to finish their conversations regarding last weekend’s party or recent movie reviews before servicing customers.
2.    Don’t ever walk into your business to see what happens when you’re not there. In fact, just don’t show up at all.
3.    Only allow the employees with nose rings and tattoos to communicate with your customers.
4.    Be accepting of people’s personal hygiene. It’s just not that important.
5.    When customers approach your employee to place an order, the employee is to say nothing - or “yes” at the most.
6.    Keep your floors dirty and the restrooms stocked with graffiti and stopped up toilets.
7.    Be tolerant of employees who show up for work late regularly. Otherwise, you’re just a jerk.
8.    Make sure cashiers or employees who handle money have no higher than a third grade math education.
9.    Place customers on hold until they give up.
10.    Correct use of the English language is strictly prohibited!
11.    Never, ever use the word  “expectations“.
Is this common sense or classroom training?

Mike Burgelin
www.EmployeeLeasingQuotes.com
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